This site is really shit sometimes.
In case you haven’t seen it, there is a part in Ghostbusters where a random ghost for no reason whatsoever gives Dan Aykroyd head during a montage.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"student loan forgiveness" "a living wage" "insurance" "friends"
Then you’re standing in a slow moving line listening to christmas music and you realize you’re dead inside and so is everyone else.
i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18
Men can give birth?
*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*
There’s a guy named Zack Biller whose blog I’ve been nearly copying for a couple years now. Everything I reblog was reblogged from the blog he just reblogged it from. Every post I’ve written was very closely based on every post he’s written. The pictures of “myself” are of him; I just photoshopped out his moustache. The cats are not real.
This is the truth. I am a monster.
I can’t keep a boring conversation going but I can speak of sheer nonsense until the cows come home.